Zombieland

Home: a warm word with so many memories and so much joy, where people are pure inside out unlike the world outside. The world outside is Zombieland, with their hair and teeth growing, to frighten you and then to eat you up, respectively. :D There are only two ways you can keep the Zombies out of your way: to shoot them...or to show them the middle finger.

As I don't have license to kill, I've been doing the latter lately, but the Zombies have become immune to getting abused so often. Let me describe the Zombies. The Zombies are two-headed, one to show and the REAL one to hide. The one to show has normal-sized teeth along with other very human features. The other is GREEN and MEAN with vampire canines and a pretty greasy tongue; the evil Mojo-Jojo brain is always at work! Some Zombies are the leaders, who tell other Zombies what to do. The other Zombies listen and work accordingly, because their brain present in the “head to hide” never developed fully, so they can't make strategies themselves and are foolish enough to be used by the Leader Zombies for their personal benefit. The Leader Zombies think that getting back at humans for their mistakes makes them a winner, and they laugh about it. Had they known that humans “know better” and that the Zombies “aren't worth it”, they would realize that they're just wasting the little time they have in this life, the time that humans are spending munching on chocolate, drinking cola, listening to music and writing a blog like I am. :D

Sometimes the Zombies change their identities to pose as humans to get back at them. They think they're so clever that humans can't realize WHAT KIND they truly are. They have lots and lots of fun fooling around with a fake identity that they forget what it's bringing to them. Because in famous legends when they laugh too hard they forget about themselves in the end. What a tragedy.

*sad violin* =P

There is a time when the Zombies realize what other Zombies are actually doing, and then they fight among themselves. That is the time when humans sit back with a big bowl of cheesy popcorn and WATCH. It's a cold war, like that between Zombies and humans, so the target thinks they're so cool until they're shot. :D

Zombies can never be united. You know why? Because after all, they are ZOMBIES. Had they been humans, would they have had the sense of unity and would have known the value of staying together as ONE.

Don't be Zombie.

Be human.