Home: a warm word
with so many memories and so much joy, where people are pure inside
out unlike the world outside. The world outside is Zombieland, with
their hair and teeth growing, to frighten you and then to eat you up,
respectively. :D There are only two ways you can keep the Zombies out
of your way: to shoot them...or to show them the middle finger.
As I don't have
license to kill, I've been doing the latter lately, but the Zombies
have become immune to getting abused so often. Let me describe the
Zombies. The Zombies are two-headed, one to show and the REAL one to
hide. The one to show has normal-sized teeth along with other very
human features. The other is GREEN and MEAN with vampire canines and
a pretty greasy tongue; the evil Mojo-Jojo brain is always at work!
Some Zombies are the leaders, who tell other Zombies what to do. The
other Zombies listen and work accordingly, because their brain
present in the “head to hide” never developed fully, so they
can't make strategies themselves and are foolish enough to be used by
the Leader Zombies for their personal benefit. The Leader Zombies
think that getting back at humans for their mistakes makes them a
winner, and they laugh about it. Had they known that humans “know
better” and that the Zombies “aren't worth it”, they would
realize that they're just wasting the little time they have in this
life, the time that humans are spending munching on chocolate,
drinking cola, listening to music and writing a blog like I am. :D
Sometimes the
Zombies change their identities to pose as humans to get back at
them. They think they're so clever that humans can't realize WHAT
KIND they truly are. They have lots and lots of fun fooling around
with a fake identity that they forget what it's bringing to them.
Because in famous legends when they laugh too hard they forget about
themselves in the end. What a tragedy.
*sad violin* =P
There is a time
when the Zombies realize what other Zombies are actually doing, and
then they fight among themselves. That is the time when humans sit
back with a big bowl of cheesy popcorn and WATCH. It's a cold war,
like that between Zombies and humans, so the target thinks they're so
cool until they're shot. :D
Zombies can never
be united. You know why? Because after all, they are ZOMBIES. Had
they been humans, would they have had the sense of unity and would
have known the value of staying together as ONE.
Don't be Zombie.
Be human.
There are only two ways you can keep the Zombies out of your way: to shoot them...or to show them the middle finger. lol
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